I had a dream that I was engaged to my ex boyfriend, and then I woke up and remembered that just a few years ago, part of my 5 year plan included me engaged by now.

I literally rolled out of bed at 630am chuckling to myself at how fucking ridiculous that sounds.


Elaine Stritch rests her bike, reads a note, almost causes a riot.      
NEW YORK, June 26—TOLD TO KEEP HER SHIRT ON – Blonde Elaine Stritch, understudy to Ethel Merman in the Broadway hit, “Call Me Madam,” wears halter and shorts which cause her arrest in Central Park. Today she was fined $1 and told by Magistrate Emilio Jones, “A beautiful girl like you could cause a small riot and cause a large crowd to collect by removing your shirt.” “Well,” she replied, “I was there all day and nothing happened.” (AP, 1951)

Something to watch instead of the clock.

My bestest friend in the whole entire world is coming up to see me for the first time in the city we’ve always said I would end up in and I’m so excited I could cry. And my brother is also here…..

It’s about to be the best weekend everrrrrrrr.

Like ever.